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I love to play an absolute bastard.
After all, I've had 55 years'research
Peter Cook on the role
which tempted him into his first TV drama
Peter Cook appears to operate on a slower and more laconic time scale
to the rest of working world. He has yet to reset his clocks after the
end of British summertime, his wristwatch having abandoned him, presumably
in disgust.
But he has managed to summon the energy to rise from his self-confessed
slothful existence to play a conman in ITV's Gone To Seed, the first
television comedy-drama series in his chequered career.
As Wesley Willis, a viper in a well-cut suit who steals a family's inheritance,
he is convincingly evil. 'I loved playing an absolute bastard,' says
Cook, adopting his trademark adenoidal rasp. 'After all, I have had
55 years of research.
It was 12 weeks of continuous labour, which is unusual for me. I Haven't
done much of that in my time. It was quite funny, if not in my usual
line. It arrived out of the blue and although I hadn't done anything
like it before, I thought: "Why not?"
I also got to spend a couple of episodes in a wheelchair, which was
very restful. I'd always fancied myself as Raymond Burr and it gave
me a chance to be Ironside for a while.'
Cook relishes his indolent lifestyle, despite the obvious ravages of
time - the thickened waistline, jowled jaw and whispy hair. 'I occasionally
suggest a fitness regime to myself but I don't mean it. TV widens you
by about four feet anyway.'
He whiles away his time improving his golf handicap, currently a creditable
16, sampling the world's sunspots and occasionally putting pen to paper.
And he is used to being compared with his former partner Dudley Moore
and coming off worst.
While Moore used their Sixties show, Not Only But Also, and the repartee
of their Derek and Clive live act as a springboard to Hollywood fame,
Peter Cook didn't. He did very little that was visible to the casual
observer.
Though for more than two decades the driving force behind Private Eye,
the satirical magazine in which he is a 70 percent shareholder, he has
remained a shadowy influence. His screen appearances are rare, often
fleeting, and more than occasionally in dreadful productions. None of
which seems to bother him.
'I am the most hardworking of men,' he laughs. 'In fact, I am indolent
to the point of doing absolutely nothing. In an ideal world, I would
have liked to have been born enormously rich, working when I felt like
it.'
'I've always been lazy and disliked anything that's too much like hard
work. But 90 percent of the point of all things, particularly when it
comes to television, is turning up, and I am never lazy in my work.
I certainly don't fall asleep, even if work doesn't agree with my constitution.
'I've done lots of trash, but nothing I'd say I regret.' Although he
conceded that Supergirl, the film in which he played a leather-clad
warlock called Nigel, was pretty awful. 'But most of the things
have been fun.'
His friendship with Dudley Moore is evidently as strong as ever. He
says: 'I have spent a lot of time working in America, and have enjoyed
it, but I wouldn't want to stay there forever. Dudley and I spent five
years working on stage shows and living there and I'm sure the only
reason he stayed on was because he met Tuesday Weld. He would have returned
to England if he hadn't married her.
'But he's the sort of person who's happy wherever he is, as long as
he's got a house to live in and a piano.
'I enjoyed New York terrifically in the early Sixties, at the time of
Beyond The Fringe. They understood the humour. It would have been nice
if our TV stuff had gone to America - Monty Python was probably the
first English comedy series to do so and I think we would have got on
as well as they did.
A lot of the television work we did was accidentally wiped out years
ago, but what's left is good. Dud and I still do the occasional thing
together, like Comic Relief. He's coming over next week and we'll drift
happily into our usual coarse badinage, as we always do.'
As a child he travelled across the world with his mother and father,
who was in the Colonial Service. 'Travelling shaped my personality.
We were always visiting different places and I loved it. My ideal job
is to have a film come up at some faraway location and then stay on
for a while. I like to different things all the time.
'I took exams for the Diplomatic Service after university - we'd run
out of colonies by then and I still fancied seeing the world. I think
I would have made a quite good diplomat. Being funny is sure to be a
help in those circles.'
Thanks to a degree that was not quite up to scratch, Cook abandoned
his plans for a diplomatic career and dabbled in various jobs, including
a spell as an advertising agency copywriter. Beyond The Fringe, which
ran in the West End for three years, propelled him into showbuisness
and kept him there.
Being a famous face is, he says, rather enjoyable. 'I've got nothing
against it. In fact it's usually very pleasant. I've only been beaten
up once and that was on the terraces of Old Trafford for wearing the
wrong team's scarf.
'My wife is completely unfussed about my fame, though. After all, I
was famous when she met me. These days she rather enjoys it.'
She is Malaysian-born Lin Chong, his third wife and his girlfriend for
nine years before they finally married. He met his first wife, Wendy
Snowden, when she was an art student in Cambridge.
Seven years later after their New York wedding, in 1971, they were divorced.
They had two daughters, Lucy, now 28 and Daisy, 27, whom he prefers
not to discuss. 'They are happy and healthy and have nothing to do with
showbuisness.'
After marrying his second wife, actress Judy Huxtable, in 1973, they
conducted a long-distance relationship, she enjoying the rural life
at their country house in Porlock, Somerset and him holed up in a Hampstead
coach house.
It didn't survive. But he is keen to scotch stories that he continues
his arm-lengths approach with Lin.
'I most certainly don't live aloe. She just has her own flat nearby.
In fact, she has just bought a new place that is even closer. Living
alone - that's just mischief making.
'I met my wife at a party 12 years ago. She was in the property business
- well she still is, but everyone is now loosely working in the property
industry. I try out my jokes on her. Either she's a very good actress
or she finds them very funny.'
Private Eye has proved the enduring love of his life, despite the traumas
of frequent defeats in libel cases that have brought the magazine to
the brink of bankruptcy.
'We have survived, thanks to the remarkable generosity of our readers
and scraping along with what little we had left. But I have no regrets.
I have enjoyed it from the word go and to give in and dilute what we
print would defeat the point of it.'
Cook believes television comedy has changed little over the years. 'I
enjoy Harry Enfield's show, Blackadder and Have I Got News For You because,
quite simply, they are funny. We are always particularly nostalgic for
comedy.
'There were a lot of comedy shows that were rubbish and have been forgotten.
And just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good.'
He admits to nostalgia for the years with Dudley Moore. 'It was funny
because we are so very different. I'm from public school and he's working
class, I'm from the seaside of Torquay, he's from Dagenham, I'm tall
and he's not.
'When it works, and there's no one better than him to have by your side,
work feels effortless, no trouble at all.'
Jill Parsons
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