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How Cook went
beyond the fringe - to a scathing whinge
Brilliant wit
left behind by the others
For all his scalpel-edged wit, his ability to run biting and brilliant
circuits around anyone foolish enough to take him on, Peter Cook festered
deeply with a sense of unfulfilment.
Somehow, somewhere and for some ill-defined reason, Cook's career never
took off with the same shimmering brilliance as those of his contemporaries.
Many were, despite their success, dull by comparison - less sharp witted,
less observant, less angry at the world - and more easily prepared to
adjust their performing styles into blandness.
Sadly, the last 10 years of his life were lived in an alcoholic haze
and during a recent morning interview he consumed two "screwdrivers"
(vodka and orange juice), each containing a triple-shot of vodka and
smoked almost a packet of cigarettes.
He had been part of the most brilliant quartet of young, Oxbridge humorists
and performers who shocked and shook the Sixties with a fierce originality
that rendered the funnymen of earlier decades into semi-articulate clowns.
Cook was of a generation - and he was the innovator in so many ways
- that grabbed smug Britain by its lapels and made it look at itself
critically through the teasing foil of satire.
Dudley Moore and Alan Bennett had come from oxford, Cook and Jonathan
Miller from Cambridge - and their sharp revue, Beyond The Fringe, was
to change entirely the face and texture of British humour.
But it was the devilish mind of Peter Cook
that lay behind much of the shows brilliance, for he had an unerring
ability to spot potential for a humorous target. When, in the course
of the show, he outrageously imitated Harold Macmillan, even the then
PM himself - a wily old performer, too - loved it. Cook had caught his
Edwardian mannerisms, and his serpentine, crafty ways, too.
When the quartet broke up, each was to diversify
his talent into other areas that would bring three of them international
fame. Moore, with whom Cook had a special rapport, became a star after
films such as 10 and Arthur (although his career has been foundering
lately). Bennett became a success as a playwright and Miller, already
a distinguished research doctor, developed as one of opera's most innovative
directors.
But Cook stayed lodged in a career limbo;
he failed to achieve the-wide success-enjoyed by-the other three and
it bit deeply into his creative soul.
"I am not jealous," he once told me, as we sat drinking non-alcoholic
white wine (it was one of his rare dry periods), in Hollywood's Chateau
Marmont Hotel. "I wish them all well - the snivelling little swines."
It was delivered in those familiar nasal,
mocking tones and his face took on all the dark menace of a fun-poking
Satan. Behind all the jesting was the awful reality that Cook - for
all his genius - had something in his character that prevented him gaining
the world's attention as a performer, something which he craved so desperately.
Like many rare and brilliant people, he was very easily bored, largely
because his mind was racing fiercely ahead of other people's and he
tended to know what they would say long before their (to him) unoriginal
words, opinions and attempts at humour tumbled from their lips.
To say he never suffered fools gladly would
be an understatement, and although he was genial and jokey for much
of the time, Cook could turn and wound savagely.
I interviewed him several times, and even appeared on various chat shows
with him. The most hilarious, to me, was when - having clearly taken
a tot or two - he outraged Meryl Streep by doing a perfect send-up of
her, in the hospitality room before we went on. Ms Streep, an actress
who takes herself rather seriously, could not put up with his brilliant
and mocking parody. He was so clever that he somehow transformed his
entire face into her snooty, somewhat dyspeptic, expression and she
demanded he was removed from the show.
But, as the weather changes, Cook apologised
and was easily able, with supreme charm, to persuade Ms Streep that
he was one of her deepest admirers and his parody was merely an act
of worshipping at her shrine. In the end, she was holding his hand.
He had a brief resurgence of his career when CBS hired him to play the
part of a disdainful English butler in a dreadful sitcom. He was supposed
to look after a divorced mother and her allegedly cute Californian brood.
But the lines given to him by sick-brained scriptwriters, who had no
understanding of his wit, sounded awful and his pained expression at
having to say them was clear, for anyone who knew him, to see.
He was making the desperately bad show in
Hollywood at the same time as Dudley Moore's stardom was at its height.
The Sex Thimble (as he was then known), was the hottest number in town
and drooling producers were all over him. The two men had somehow fallen
out and it took some effort to bring them back together for an interview.
Persuasion won and we all went off to the Polo Lounge of the Beverly
Hills Hotel. Within minutes, the two men were friends again and quickly
recreated their "Dud and Pete" routine, but this time in Hollywood.
There were improvised lines such as: "I had that Raquel Whelks
knocking at my window last night Dud, just offering herself... so I
said, 'Get away you brazen hussy, I've got Lana Turner in here'."
They sparked off one another like bare wires of talent. But it was evident
that Cook was the catalyst of all the inspiration, all the deadly wit.
It was as though he saw instant humour in every aspect of life, mobilised
it, and sent it into some mocking battle.
But the sadness and embarrassment were always
there. For instance, as we walked into the Polo Lounge that hilarious
day, various producers, agents and Hollywood figures (including Charlton
Heston, I recall), rose to greet Dudley Moore. They shook his hand warmly,
embraced him, wanted to be recognised by him, and bask in his glow.
No one knew who Cook was, and he was all but shouldered aside in the
sickening rush to surround Moore who, to his credit, introduced his
old friend all around.
But the pain and anguish of non-recognition in Peter Cook's eyes is
hard to forget. Later that evening, when we had both drunk quite a lot,
he still maintained he was unfazed by it all.
"Don't give a toss, old matey," he said. "Why should
I care if that pathetic little shit has made it! All power to his extremely
minute elbow."
In recent years, he lost his dramatic dark looks, put on weight but
still shone brilliant on chat shows. Yet there was a sadness in his
eyes, the shadow of an unfulfilled talent which gnawed away at his soul.
Paul Callan
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