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The man who reinvented
British satire
PETER COOK, who has died aged 57, was the greatest comic genius of his
generation, possessed of seemingly inexhaustible powers of fantasy and
invention.
"Laughter becomes extreme," Beerbohm once observed, "only if it is consecutive."
It was Cook's ability to draw out his wit extemporarily into sustained
monologues, driven forward by their own crazy inner logic, that separated
him from mere jokesmiths.
As a young man his appeal was enhanced by his good looks and languid
charm; though he would have scoffed at the notion, he was a figure of
real glamour. Beyond the Fringe, which opened at the Fortune Theatre
in 1961, presented satire far sharper than anything that had been seen
in post-war London. Alan Bennett was responsible for a wonderful spoof-sermon,
Jonathan Miller specialised in whimsical diversions and Dudley Moore
provided the songs - but it was Cook who inspired most of the classic
pieces.
His impersonation of Harold Macmillan, rehearsing political platitudes
with disastrously mistimed gestures, may have done as much as the Profumo
affair to undermine the Prime Minister.
'I've got nothing against your right leg - the trouble is, neither have
you' In the course of the revue's five-year run in the West End and
on Broadway, Cook developed other memorable sketches: the miner who
wanted to be a judge but did not have the Latin; the interviewer who
responded to an African politician's reiterated cries of "Black Equals
White" with a drawled "I think I see what you mean"; the religious fanatic
on the mountain top, enthusiastically awaiting the end of the world;
the one-legged man auditioning for the role of Tarzan, only to be told,
"I've got nothing against your right leg - the trouble is, neither have
you."
"There was never a satire movement, only the Cook empire," a contemporary
recalled. That empire began to expand in 1961 when Cook, flush with
the success of Beyond the Fringe, founded the Establishment Club with
Nicholas Luard. He described it as a "satirical venue" after the fashion
of "those wonderful Berlin cabarets which did so much to stop the rise
of Hitler and prevent the outbreak of the Second World War". Graham
Greene and Somerset Maugham were among the first members.
Cook opened a similar club in New York, as well as an off-Broadway theatre
and a nightclub in Los Angeles. While in America he came under the influence
of Lenny Bruce, whom he invited to come and outrage audiences at the
Establishment. 'I lost interest in business as soon as I went out of
business'
During Bruce's four-week run Cook fought off attacks from members of
the audience and kept the comedian supplied with his favourite delicacy,
cream buns. Cook's finances were undermined when he was persuaded to
invest in Scene, a new magazine. "We were naive enough to do everything
under the same company," he recalled, "so when Scene came down, it brought
down the Establishment. "I lost interest in business as soon as I went
out of business." He did retain one investment. In 1962 he had bought
the majority shareholding in Private Eye, for which he had invented
the distinctive cover, with speech bubbles. Now, as Lord Gnome, he injected
into the magazine what Willie Rushton, the founder, called his "very
good bad taste".
Richard Ingrams, the editor, considered Cook "too sex-oriented: he sees
wage restraint in terms of masturbation." Ingrams also objected to the
way in which Cook mixed pornography and religion, and to his penchant
for things American. Nevertheless Cook's regular visits to Private Eye's
offices - which continued for the rest of his life - were occasions
for unloosing a flow of fantasy that kept the staff in stitches and
provided material for many an issue. Thanks to Private Eye Cook found
himself in and out of the courts One of his protégés was
Barry Humphries, the then-unknown Australian comedian who formulated
the Barry Mackenzie cartoon about an Australian innocent abroad. It
was drawn by Nicholas Garland.
Initially Cook's holding in Pressdram brought him little more than the
odd case of champagne at Christmas. Private Eye's habit of becoming
involved in expensive lawsuits meant that it was often on the brink
of financial collapse, and Cook found himself in and out of the courts
with such figures as Lord Russell of Liverpool, Sir James Goldsmith
and Robert Maxwell.
At the end of 1964 the Beyond the Fringe cast went their separate ways.
For a slot on Bernard Braden's television programme Cook invented E
L Wisty, a sedentary megalomaniac who sat on a park bench in a shabby
raincoat and droned on about his plans for world domination.
He also dreamed of being royal: "Even if it's the most boring thing
in the world, people still say, 'Isn't it interesting that a royal person
is doing something so boring?' "
In 1965 Cook teamed up with Dudley Moore for Not Only. . . But Also
on BBC2, which ran for four series, ending in 1971. Dud and Pete would
sit eating their sandwiches, philosophising about the meaning of life
and art, and concocting erotic fantasies in which they were plagued
by the attentions of glamorous film stars.
Cook's extemporising often had Moore dissolving into giggles. One of
their most celebrated sketches was set in an art gallery, with Pete
discoursing learnedly on how the bottoms follow you around the room.
Pete and Dud were not their only creations; the series also featured
Sir Arthur Streeve Greeblings, Hiram J Pipesucker, who trained ravens
to fly underwater, and an Order of Leaping Nuns.
One sketch concerned the attempt of a supercilious British interviewer
to elucidate the meaning of a Blues singer's song Mama's Got a Brand
New Bag. "I'm going to be groovin' that bag," sang Moore. "He's going
to take that highly-coloured bag and have grooves put in it," Cook interposed.
"All night long," continued Moore. "It's a long process," Cook explained.
Pete and Dud lived on in Behind the Fridge, whose title was supposedly
invented by an Italian waiter in New York unable to pronounce the name
of the first show. Launched in Australia in 1971, the revue attracted
a barrage of complaints because of its objectionable remarks and undue
emphasis on sex. Cook was banned from live Australian television for
saying "bum". On their return to England Cook and Moore played at the
Cambridge Theatre for nine months.
Their stage partnership ended with Good Evening, which was a huge success
on Broadway in 1973. Its 438 performances set a record for a two-man
production. Not everyone was happy, however; Christian groups objected
to jokes about the Holy Spirit making advances to the Virgin Mary.
Derek and Clive would never use one expletive when 10 would do Still
more hostility was provoked by Cook and Moore's characters Derek and
Clive, who were born on the tour of Good Evening. Described as "Pete
and Dud on speed", they would never use one expletive where 10 would
do.
Encouraged by their success in New York's uninhibited Bottom Line club,
Derek and Clive spent a few hours ad-libbing in the recording studio.
Their drunken ravings proved so funny that bootleg copies appeared.
Such rock groups as the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin used them to
ward off boredom on long-distance flights.
It was three years before the album was released in England, by Island
Records, and even then with WARNING stamped across the cover. By now
Moore was enjoying a burgeoning Hollywood career. A film version of
Derek and Clive had to be suppressed in case it jeopardised Moore's
new, clean-cut image.
"Perhaps if I had been born with a club foot and a height problem,"
Cook reflected, "I might have been as desperate as Dudley to become
a star."
Peter Edward Cook was born on Nov 17 1937. His father was a colonial
officer in Nigeria, and - to avoid malaria - the boy was brought up
in Torquay by a grandmother.
Cook had planned to follow his father into the colonial or diplomatic
service, but at Radley he discovered a talent for mimicking masters,
which he would revive with great effect in his portrayal of the Mad
Hatter in Jonathan Miller's film of Alice in Wonderland.
"One of the ways of avoiding being beaten by the system is to laugh
at it," he later explained. Cook's main achievements at school were
on the soccer field, and there was talk of his taking up the sport professionally.
He remained a life-long supporter of Tottenham Hotspur, and was once
beaten up by Manchester United fans.
Cook missed National Service due to an allergy to feathers, and took
up a scholarship to read Modern History at Pembroke College, Cambridge.
Among his contemporaries were Michael Howard, Leon Brittan and Kenneth
Clarke. "It's a bit distressing when you find them running the country,"
he remarked recently. "They were all so self-important at 20 that you
would have thought they'd have grown out of it."
He soon joined the Footlights, and established himself, in John Cleese's
words, as "the funniest and most original of us all". Said Cleese he
was 'the funniest and most original of us all'
While still an undergraduate he wrote most of the sketches for the revue
Pieces of Eight, with Kenneth Williams and Fenella Fielding. This was
followed by One Over the Eight, which opened at the Duke of York's in
1961. Meanwhile John Bassett, who was looking for a revue for the Edinburgh
Festival, had Cook introduced to Dudley Moore, who had been an organ
scholar at Oxford. Such was the genesis of Beyond the Fringe. "It was
ideal," Cook said of his comic relationship with Moore, after Moore
had gone to Hollywood. "I doubt if I will ever do anything better,"
he added, a prediction that would be all too well fulfilled.
Cook's film career had been largely confined to cameo roles in mediocre
movies: The Wrong Box (1965, with Ralph Richardson), A Dandy in Aspic
(1968), Monte Carlo or Bust (1969), The Bed-Sitting Room (1969). The
later Yellowbeard (1983) and Mr Jolly Lives Next Door (1987) represented
no improvement.
Cook wrote the screenplay of Bedazzled (1967), in which he starred as
Mephistopheles opposite the Faustian Wimpy Bar cook, Dudley Moore; The
Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer (1970), about an efficiency expert who
becomes Prime Minister; and the Sherlock Holmes spoof The Hound of the
Baskervilles (1977). None of these did justice to his talent.
The most dramatic moment in his film career occurred off-screen, during
the making of The Bed-Sitting Room: Cook injured his leg when he fell
100ft inside a motor car suspended from a balloon.
Occasionally, though, his genius shone through, as in Whoops Apocalypse
(1987), where he played Sir Mortimer Chris, a British Prime Minister
who believed unemployment was caused by pixies.
On television Cook took on a series of embarrassing roles. In 1973 he
presented Where Do I Sit?, which critics voted the worst BBC Show of
the Year. In one dreadful episode Cook asked the studio audience if
anyone objected to a sketch about God and, finding someone who did,
viciously abused him. The show closed after three programmes.
Even sadder was his appearance as a sidekick to Joan Rivers on her show
Can We Talk? in which he was reduced to making such asides as, "What
a fabulous frock, Joan".
Cook never minded compromising his artistic integrity. Two pilots for
the American television series The Two of Us, in which he played a butler,
brought him $60,000. After 20 lucrative weeks, though, he could stand
it no longer and returned to his Hampstead home. He preferred playing
golf and watching Brazilian soap operas to working - though when he
recently appeared on the Clive Anderson show as four different characters
he showed he had lost none of his talent for improvisation. He preferred
playing golf and watching Brazilian soap operas to working.
He also produced a video, Peter Cook Talks Golf Balls, in which he is
seen as an overbearing American commentator, a whisky-sozzled Scottish
caddie, a retired major and a mad German psychiatrist.
It was hardly a worthy end for the man who had, almost singlehandedly,
re-invented satire in Britain. One critic described him as a melancholy,
lonely figure "doomed to sail on like the Flying Dutchman ... still
hoisting his tattered satirist's flag".
Cook - cynical, ironic and unrepentantly idle - refused to repine. "I
suppose I might have some regrets," he told an interviewer, "but I can't
remember what they are."
Peter Cook married Wendy Snowden in 1963 (dissolved 1971); they had
two daughters. He married Judy Huxtable in 1973 (also dissolved). He
married thirdly, in 1989, Lin Chong.
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